Sunday, May 07, 2006

Little Mrs. Pee Pee Pants

I'm home and I finished the race! I had a blast doing my first half! I didn't want it to end. I kinda have brain overload right now but I wanted to share something funny I learned.

I didn't think about having to pee during the half, I never planned for it. My mind was busy chattering about important things like food and finishing. Mile 18 of the bike I had to pee. I waited until I passed another woman and asked her if there were any port-a-potties on the course. She said there were some at the half way point. Half way point, I got a bottle of water but no potty places. I REALLY had to pee at this point, I had waited for 7 miles for a port-a-potty. It hurt when I was bent over in aero position because my bladder was so full. I passed another lady and ask, "What do I do? I really have to pee!"
She tells me to lean to the left and let it go.

I couldn't do it. I couldn't lift my leg and pee on Clifford. I would get my bike number all wet! I would pee on my extra water bottle! I waited until I found a good wooded area and stopped. A lady passed and asked me if I was all right, people and volunteers were so great this race.
"I have to PEE!", I yell. I tried to lay my bike down but water would spill out of my aero bottle. I had to find a mail box to lean my bike on. I ran across the street into the woods and peed. It felt good but I lost time. All the people I passed over the last 8 miles, passed me back.

I got off the bike, headed to transition and had to pee again. My husband was yelling,
"1st novice is 30 seconds ahead, go-go-go."
"I have to pee, honey!"
He points to the port-a-potty on the other side of the transition area.
I didn't want to waste time, I squatted and peed like a girl dog.
(notice the wet ground in front of the shoe I'm putting on)

16 Comments:

At 6:42 PM, Blogger bagpiper said...

congrats!!!! you are AWESOME.. Thank you soo much for yours and Dons hospitality! and for dragging your sore ass legs over to the FFA to support us sun.I DO HAVE A BETTER RESPECT FOR YOU TRI-ATHELETES! But that doesn't mean I am gonna stop talking smack. Because I could have done the half I just didn't want to steal your glory!! so ...really I was being thoughtfulmof you guys! ;)
Again, THANKS and Great job girl!

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger Mojo said...

Bagpiper,

I didn't have to hold on to a kayak or bouy during my 1.2 mile swim. You had to hold on to both, twice, for only 750 meters!

Learn to breathe while swimming before you try talking smack. The lack of oxygen affects your reasoning skills.

--Milk

 
At 6:56 PM, Blogger nancytoby said...

LOL! YOu crack me up! Way to go!

My secret dream is to learn to pee on the bike. Somehow it just doesn't WORK, though, as much as I try and try....

 
At 8:23 PM, Blogger tarheeltri said...

You know... I never thought about the fact that I would pee on my water bottle if I went on the bike. Good thing I stopped too!

Congrats on your race! It was great seeing you out there! I'm glad you got to meet my wife and kids, too. Maybe next time we can all meet up together!

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger Miss Jenny said...

Woot! You go girl!

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger Jill said...

Well, I guess you were hydrated!! That is a very good thing!

Too funny that you actually posted a picture of yourself popping a squat! Hilarious!

I remember thinking in the last few hundred yards of finishing up the swim (in my one and only Oly) that I better pee now when I had the chance. Took some concentrating but I finally left a warm spot for the other swimmers behind me!!

 
At 10:11 PM, Blogger Jessica A. Freas "Freeze" said...

I am crying right now laughing so hard! I peed to! Right on me as I was running, but no pictures. I was modest. Didn't want to expose myself! Hahaha! J/k. Can't wait to get the results. Congrats!

 
At 1:06 PM, Blogger DaisyDuc said...

Wow, that is too funny! I can only imagine how out of my mind it would have made me!

Aghh,the many unthinkable gross things we have been subjected to in course of our training!

 
At 4:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha!!so fonny i peed!

 
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