Chubby Chaffed Thigh and Carton of Kitties

Yesterday night, I did a track workout. Ever since I started these track workouts and running faster, I have had chafing issues. Maybe my inner thigh fat doesn't like to jiggle faster than 8 minute miles. It's only on my left thigh. Can my left thigh be fatter than my right? I felt the seam of my shorts rubbing it last night but I kept running. I looked at my inner thigh when I was done and it was bleeding.


When I got home I thought I should use a Noxema face pad to cleanse the wound. Bad choice, because then I had a burning, raw left thigh. I saw flames. I need to go to some thrift shops and find some spandex shorts or something. Maybe I should be like fat bottomed girl and run in my bikini.

I sleep on my side and this morning when I woke up, my thighs were stuck together. The chafing was oozing during the night and acted like glue. When I went to run errands today, I wore jean shorts. I ended up walking around like I had poo-poo pants because the jeans were rubbing my chubby thigh. My husband came home from work while I was cleaning house and found me wearing this outfit.

He was hysterical. I found a pair of his silk boxers to wear but they kept falling down. Since I am a genius, I used a hair elastic to tighten them around my waist. They are the most comfortable shorts I have worn in days!

Well, I better finish packing. My Mom and I are leaving for the race in SC tomorrow. We'll meet my sister in Florence. After the race, we are all heading to Pawley's Island, SC for a beach vacation. I'll be back with a race report Wednesday. Have a great weekend!

I'll miss the pussy boys, they are lots of fun now!